It's not true. What they vulgarly joke about why the Missus and I don't have any children. Ovarian cysts. Yup. Back before doctors really knew what ovarian cysts were. All the doctors figured on was them being the source of her pain. So, they removed her ovaries--taking with them our only chance at carrying on our bloodline. Sure, we have a few scattered relatives with kids of their own. And of course all the world's children--good and bad--are like our own, but it's not exactly the same. Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if we'd had kids. I'd probably not have gotten as chubby as I did. At least not so early on. Kids